I walked into the dark closet. When I turned around, the door was gone.
I saw my maid get cremated yesterday. She came to work today.
Me: Hey, who are you? And what are you doing in my house?
She: Honey, I think there’s somebody in here! This house is sure haunted!
I lost my phone!
I went to complain about the new neighbour girl who keeps staring into my flat from the opposite side apartment window.They said nobody lives there.
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